KISAH PENJINAK BOM (BRIPKA AGUS)*

*KOMANDAN* : “Kijang satu..kijang dua.. Gimana kondisi TKP ?..ganti..!”
* AGUS * : “Bom sudah di depan,, komandan… Minta instruksinya…”
*KOMANDAN* : “Okeh gus.. Fokus ke bom..berapa menit lagi waktunya..?”
* AGUS * : “sekarang 00:05:15 terhitung mundur.. Ndan”
*KOMANDAN* : “Ada waktu 5 menit lagi,, buka tutup bomnya!! Ada brp kabelnya?”
* AGUS * : “Ada empat..ndan..!”
*KOMANDAN* : “potong kabel hijau gus..”
* AGUS * : “Siap ndan !!” (Langsung motong kabel)
*KOMANDAN* : “bomnya dah mati gus..?”
* AGUS * : “tidak..ndan.. Waktu mundurnya lebih cepat ndan..!”
*KOMANDAN* : “yg dipotong warna apa guuus..?”
*UDIN* : ” hijau..ndan..!”
*KOMANDAN* : “Warna apa aja yg tersisa..?”
* AGUS * : “merah, hitam, hijau..”
*KOMANDAN* : “kenapa masih ada kabel hijau..?”
* AGUS * : “Kabel hijau nya ada dua ndan… Hijau tua ama hijau langit..”
*KOMANDAN* : “Ah gila km gus… !! Langit tuh biru..koplok..!! Bukan hijau..!!!”
* AGUS * : “Dikampung saya hijau ndan..”
*KOMANDAN* : “ya udah terserah km aja guus….!! Jadi yg di potong warna biru.. berarti waktu semakin cepat…!!!”
* AGUS * : “iya ndan..!! Siap Nunggu instruksi selanjutnya… Kondisi darurat..ndan…!! 15 detik lagi bom meladak…..!!”
*KOMANDAN* : “Okeh… Sekarang ikutin ucapan saya..!!”
* AGUS * : “Siaaap ndan..!!”
*KOMANDAN* : “LAA..ILAA..HA..ILLALLOH…
Maafkan saya..aguus… 😫 😩 😭 ”

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Hopping tour (imaginary). become an imaginary due to limited time. starting from the Affairs of work unfinished, yet nothing – until the overlap by other things. I'm also interested, preferring organic growth investment rather than speculation. Ask me any questions, I can chat-chatting about the economy, capital markets, political philosophy, history, literature, film, music and you. Yes, you.
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